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Pop culture

Thoughts on Star Wars Episode II

Watching Star Wars Episode II because I’ve gotten my hopes up too much for Episode VII and need to temper my expectations.


Clever foreshadowing:

Obi-Wan (to Anakin) “Why do I get the feeling you going to be the death of me?”

Wait did I say clever? I meant dumb.


The dog just stepped on the remote changing the input on my TV away from the PS4 playing Episode II. Apparently she doesn’t like it either.


Padmé: Please dont look at me like that

Anakin: Why not?

Padmé: It makes me feel uncomfortable

Anakin then grins like a creep
WTF George‽


Watching this movie you have to feel for Natalie Portman. You can practically feel her frustration with Hayden Christensen’s wooden acting.


What happened to Padmé to crush her self-worth so much that she would settle for a selfish and emotionally abusive misogynist like Anakin‽


Why can Yoda feel Anakin going on a Tuskin Raider killing spree all the way on Tatooine but not detect a Sith Lord sitting across from him?


Anakin comes back to Padmé, confesses Tuskin Raider genocide to her and she’s just like “to be angry is to be human”?

Seriously WTF George‽


If the prequels were never made and you told me they were making 3 Star Wars films with McGregor, Jackson, & Portman I’d be losing my mind.


Remember the rumor that N’Sync were going to be Jedi in Episode II? Honestly, they couldn’t have made the film worse http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2014/04/23/movie-legends-revealed-were-n-sync-members-nearly-jedi-knights/


If the clone troopers are all identical in every way how can some of them have higher ranks than others?

Also who determined their ranks?


The fact that all the Clone Troopers in the final scenes are all digital is just lazy. Men in suits would have looked so much better.


Verdict on Episode II? Mindless dribble with decent action but terrible performances from A-list actors. Should not have been made.


Episode II is not nearly as unwatchable as Episode I. Would let future children watch it.

I’ll die before I willingly watch Episode I again

Life is too short to ever watch Star Wars Episode I again.

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Business General Technology

Low Hanging Fruits: Apple in 2016 and Beyond

Between the Apple Watch, the iPhone 6S, the new Apple TV, and Apple Music, by all accounts, 2015 was a banner year for Apple Inc.

Apple is a company of patterns and progression. As a former retail employee, we often knew what was coming next, not due to any insider knowledge, but just due to an understanding of how Apple works.

Of course, we’ll also get new iPads (spring), iPhones (fall), and Macs (throughout) at some point, but I figured those are foregone conclusions.  Sometimes the company will throw a curveball, but based on the way things are going, here are some things I expect to see from Apple in 2016 and beyond.

Beats by Apple

The first product Beats launched after the Apple purchase was the Beats Solo 2 Wireless Headphones, but it was clearly well into development before the purchase took place. Shortly after that launch, Apple began releasing new colors of everything to match their iOS devices.

The Beats Pill+, however, is different; it seems it’s the first true hardware child of this merger. It still has the look of the Beats brand but taken to another level of polish that feels quite Apple-like. This polish should be unsurprising since Apple ended the company’s relationship with Ammunition, the design agency responsible for their headphones and the original Beats Pill. There should be little doubt that this product was, at least partially worked on in house by Apple’s teams. Right down to the Lighting port. Little surprise that it’s only available in black and white (for now.)

I expect this trend to continue with new headphone designs in 2016.

Lightning Everywhere

Lighting ports are not just for iOS devices anymore. Almost as an afterthought, Apple launched new peripherals before the end of the year. The Magic Mouse 2, Magic Trackpad 2, and Magic Keyboard. Each of these devices is equipped with an internal rechargeable battery and charges via USB via Lightning cables.  However, these were not the first new devices to pull this trick. The new Beats Pill+ speaker launched quietly a few weeks earlier with this feature already in place.

Expect this to continue throughout Apple’s product lines and pop up in some surprising places we haven’t thought of yet, like new Beats headphones.  Most of their products today include Micro-USB charging, no doubt Apple will do everything it can to phase that out over the next year.

Refined Apple Watch

To some, this may be a foregone conclusion, but there are those who have their doubts. While how much of a success the Apple Watch has been is up for debate, make no mistake, this is no iPod Hi-Fi.  Apple is committed to the Apple Watch and, by association, the fashion world.

Apple Watch users tend to tell people how much they love theirs (myself included); however many of us like it for different reasons. When people ask about why we love the Watch, it’s hard to point to one thing. It’s a platform without a killer app, which makes it hard to sell. Expect Apple to work on changing that both through marketing and continued iteration.

I anticipate that by the roll-out spring fashion lines, Apple will announce a revised Apple Watch. It won’t be radically different, but it will be noticeably more responsive for third-party apps and will likely contain new sensors to track health and fitness.

Smarter Maps

Apple took a beating when it launched new Maps in iOS 6 without transit directions. Now Apple has a lot of trust to regain in this field. If the company wishes to succeed in this area, it needs to iterate rapidly. The company’s health and fitness focus will likely help it here as well as its ‘proactive’ initiatives. Something we could see is “smart” time estimations on walks from place to place based on our own pacing.

Another area of focus could include bike directions in Apple Maps, which will be especially handy for Apple Watch users who will be able to accurately navigate to their destination via haptics alone without looking at their screen.

New Transit Innovations

Apple wants to be much more involved in how you get from place to place. Sure, we’ve all heard rumors about a car, but if that is coming, it’s not going to be in the short term.

The expansion of ApplePay, and with it, NFC chips, raises some interesting possibilities about how you get around town. Chicago, Tokyo, London, and other cities already use some form of radio frequencies for mass transit payment systems. All of which have moved towards NFC as their technological solution. With New York City also planning to switch to a similar system, this is good news for all involved.

I expect that Apple will start making deals that allow the company to make future iPhones and Apple Watches work as your monthly transit pass, furthering its strategic goal of replacing our wallets with digital solutions.

I do not expect all of these things to happen in 2016, but I do believe they’re all inevitable. I look forward to what the future has in store.

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General

New RSS Feed/Removing Google

As part of my continued effort to gradually be more platform-independent, I’ve decided to make some changes to the setup here at Subism.com.

I recently removed Google Analytics from the site, and today I am taking steps to remove Feedburner as well.

I have lost faith in Google to be trustworthy with user privacy and I believe its behaviors with regards to tracking are problematic at best.

Regardless of that, Feedburner specifically seems to have been abandoned by the company, to the point that I’m surprised it continues to function. By making this move, I’m not only removing some disagreeable tracking methods, but I am also future-proofing this site so that I don’t have to make a hurried transition later.

Anyway, new posts are coming soon, but if you are subscribed to this feed, you won’t find them here. So make sure you subscribe to the new feed.

Check back at subism.com/RSS for more soon.

Cheers!

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General Photography

The Impossible Year: Exhibition

From January 1, 2012, to January 1, 2014, I took a single photograph a day every day with a Polaroid camera and Impossible Project instant film.

I spent time documenting my friends, family, and the day to day bullshit of life, from the mundane to the extraordinary.

For the first—and possibly only—time, the complete collection of photographs from the project will be on display at my studio space here in Chicago.

The opening reception will be held on Friday, March 20, at 7:00 P.M.

Complimentary refreshments will be provided, and the talented Leyla I. Royale will provide background cello music for the evening.

The show opens Friday, March 20, at 7:00 p.m. at 2000 W Carroll Ave, Unit 302B Chicago, IL 60612. After the reception, the exhibition will be available until March 28 by appointment only.

Appointments to view the exhibition can be scheduled by contacting me via email.

I’ve worked very hard on this, and I cannot wait to share it with you all.

You can find more info on the Facebook event page.

Thanks!

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Chicago Design General

Johalla Projects Presents: ‘POCKET CHANGE’

I’m usually not one to blog about other people’s events, but I truly believe that my friend Anna and Johalla Projects are up to good things here.

‘POCKET CHANGE’ is a collaboration art/music series with The Empty Bottle. The event is being held to raise money to fund public arts projects throughout Chicago.

This Thursday, Feb 20, 2014, at 9 P.M. ‘POCKET CHANGE’ will feature the work of Ryan Duggan entitled ‘LAST CALL O-MATIC.’ Ryan will install a modified vending machine that will dispense “last call” pick up lines and fake phone numbers.

Additionally, the event will feature a DJ set by Heather Gabel. Heather is a fantastic artist in her own right, probably best known for her work with the band Alkaline Trio.

Admission is $5 and includes a complimentary Pabst Blue Ribbon.

The last of these events was in October and featured the work of Heather Gabel and Matt Skiba at which I shot this image as part of my Impossible Year project:

Heather Gabel, Anna Cerniglia, and Matt Skiba at the Empty Bottle

So come on down and enjoy great art, listen to great music, and help make Chicago more interesting. All while enjoying everyone’s favorite low-brow brew. What’s not to like?

I’ll be there for sure. Hope to see you there!

Check out the event on Facebook